Stowaway

For this I get my crotch wanded? Airport security so air-tight that a 12-year-old boy can board an international flight at Gatwick without a passport or boarding pass only days after a terrorist bomb scare supposedly puts everyone on high alert. This kid ran away from a foster home and sauntered onto a plane bound for Portugal, passing through the full security screening without anyone noticing he didn’t have any travel documents. Presumably he followed up this feat by impregnating a flight attendant without her knowledge.

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